Google Employees Press 14 Buttons to Operate Their Toilets.

What the hell is 'wand cleaning'? (Second picture, bottom left.)

It is evidence that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

(And according to the manual, that particular button is for cleaning the "cleaning wand", which is the thing that does all the washing and drying mentioned elsewhere on the panel.)

Is there a cleaner for that button that cleans the cleaner of the cleaning wand?

Interesting. I've never seen a washlet with the buttons translated into English before.

Like I want to have a toilet splash water on me.

Most stupid idea ever, sorry.

More than that, I like my plumbing and my electrical systems to be completely separate. Yeah, Yeah, I know all about GFCI, but how much power does all that stuff take and exactly where is it all pointing???

Plain old flush toilet for me thanks.

This is going to make such an awesome 2009 South Park episode.

Cartman: "It should be perfectly clean now that my shit don't stink!"