My personal bank (Bank of America) flat-out refused to talk to me, since I'd never had a business credit or loan through them.
Quickbooks is apparently planning something, but of course have nothing ready yet.
PayPal never mentioned to me they were an option. I've logged into my business account with them daily since this all began. Not a peep. Not an email. Not a notification anywhere on the page. Nada.
I scoured the SBA page daily - hell, three times a day - checking up on my EIDL application and also looking for any update on them offering PPP. Never saw anything, despite many people asserting like you are that it was there all along and early.
It's like you're from a completely different reality.