Show HN: Use your USB ports to play 'music'

Mildly funny, but of course a terrible idea as this will wear out the lid and the USB ports. Sorry. :)

It got me thinking, is there a theremin-style music generator that uses wifi, bluetooth and other sensors? There must be.

edit: found only this: https://github.com/protocol7/foliehatt . the one second latency on wifi scan updates sound unfortunate, I bet there is a better way to get ambient data.