Hacker News Reader

What? There are articles on Hacker News?

No, people just paste in the article titles to comment on. Everyone knows the content beyond Hacker News isn't worth reading anyway.

What's this "content" you speak of? My modem only connects to this BBS using Kermit.

Is it paywalled? I'm so used to paywalled article links, some days I don't bother.

[Insert @dang reply to follow HN guidelines.]