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This is actually a good counterexample for people who think splitting code down into one-line methods improves readability.

I see this a lot from Rubyists. Thank Sandi Metz and the rest of thought leader (read: grifter) community.

tenx_me_right_now() // SINGLE RESPONSIBLITY PRINCIPLE, ONE FUNCTION ONE THING, NO ERROR CHECKS!

I'm in tears. HN late at night (pacific time) is so bizarre but beautiful. I'm ready to be a 10x programmer.