Okay the lol is warranted... but in a certain way I'm serious: Ubuntu and MacOS were always changing things for me whenever I upgraded. Arch doesn't make any systemwide configuration changes. If some package has backwards-incompatible changes, I deal with those one at a time, but there's none of this "oh we rearranged the entire organizational structure of your root directory surprise!!!" stuff.

And because I'm always getting the latest stable versions of things, bugs often disappear magically, rather than lingering on until the next major upgrade.

And yeah I mean you gotta follow some key rules, like never install anything without the `u` flag, etc.