* Firebase Hosting with Firestore
* Cloudflare Workers Sites (using KV)
* Netlify (possibly w/ FaunaDB)
Done. For 98% of hobbyist projects, a single Vultr $5/month node is probably far more than enough. For 99%, three Vultr $10/month instances (web, DB, cache) is probably enough.
So add an interface that will let you specify that somehow for common scenarios? There must be something better than zero help they can offer. Not everyone needs something that can autoscale to Google levels.
I've actually had my payments on my personal account bounce once or twice and no, they did not.
This by definition is deploying something you don't fully understand. If there's a problem in any of those templates you won't know. You won't really know if they even do what they say they do.
Using one to do something as important as this would be crazy.