Pictures of kittens for use as placeholders in your designs or code
placekitten.com
placekitten.com
I was not planning on posting to HN, as I thought that a kitten-meme related site might not be the most appropriate (looks like the wisdom of the crowd has decided otherwise).
I can't claim that the server will stand up, so I would refrain from using the site for anything critical (not sure why you would need/want to), or that caching is entirely correct (I'm sending far-future expires, but I'm sure that I could improve given some time).
Glad that the internet likes kittens though. Confirmed a suspicion I had.
(I'm kidding. I love Silk, thanks for making it.)
Any way we can have puppies?
Perhaps time for me to move on.
If HN were my personal pet project, that would be my link litmus test. "Is this something that might be useful info for making something, and not just 'news' to jabber on about?"
Might be too restrictive at first blush, but that is what I come here for, not to read "news" stories that are posted everywhere else too.
If it used random CC images from flickr, rather than kittens, I wonder if there would be so much objection.
If you let the /b/tards' love of kittens forever bond the "kitten" symbol in your brain indelibly to the "idiocy" symbol, you are letting the /b/tards win. They are just mammals. (Kittens, not /b/tards.)
However, it probably doesn't warrant the #1 spot.
* http://dummyimage.com/ * http://placehold.it/
The most useful thing to come out of this post for me is the knowledge of dummyimages.com, and specifically the aliases for the IAB standard ad sizes such as http://dummyimage.com/leaderboard/E/C. Great work by Russell Heimlich on that site, and the source code is MIT too if you want to run it locally.
I've jotted down the brief history of how dummyimage.com got started for anyone interested as well http://www.russellheimlich.com/blog/the-history-of-dummyimag...
Unless you're a bloody dog lover, you're going to be distracted by the rather cute kittens. The client is going to think, at first: "Ha ha. That's funny and cute." and then they're going to think, "What am I not seeing?"
Would the developer like to help us stay on topic by telling us how the kittens were brought back to life using HIGH TECHNOLOGY? ;)
It appears that most of the requests were being made to the ~8 images on the homepage, so I've moved these to an S3 bucket and the site is now responsive again. Hardly HIGH TECHNOLOGY, but any port works in a storm (and AWS is typically my 'any port').
I've also repointed nameservers to run via a https://www.cloudflare.com/ free account which should provide a reverse caching proxy for the homepage at the least, but will take some time to kick in.
The lesson to learn — one that I would expect most would not need to learn — is that launching a website (even in jest) in a 5 minute break in-between real work with real deadlines is not advisable.
And to second the parent post, I don't feel comfortable with this being posted to HN at all, and certainly not with it ranking #1/#2. I fear someone may have timed it perfectly to start Eternal February.
There is also nothing wrong with your flock of kittens on HN. Into each life there must inevitably come some kittens. We all know the first rule of HN: When kittens appear on the top ten, the Apocolypse is nigh. Unfortunately, the second rule of HN is that too many of us, when presented with a button clearly marked APOCALYPSE, cannot always resist the urge to press it just once just to see what happens next:
And besides, at least the kittens aren't discussing politics.
Keep up the good work. I love kittens, too :)
For instance:
http://placekitten.com/g/128/1024
worked so much better than I hoped.
http://placekitten.com/g/1024/128
Isn't half bad either.
Did you deliberately crop like this?
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Actually, such sites would have entertainment value of themselves.
Coincidentally, I had created a lorem ipsum generator made from the nonsensical names of tech startups back in 2007. I haven't updated the names in years though, but maybe I should. (Apologies for seeming spammy; that's not my intent at all. Just thought I'd share.)
http://bizthoughts.mikelee.org/the-web-20-lorem-ipsum-genera...
Wouldn't be hard to tweak that for LOLSPEAK at all.
Though I don't know if I want to know what this means: "we gonna chung a funky fresh"
Makes me laugh, anyway.
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This one is valid C/C++/ObjC, Java, PHP, CSS...But it makes me think - are there any code editors that you can literally just drag pictures in, or put in urls and it replaces them with pictures? I could be stuck in some IDE ghetto and not even know about these things.
can't be hard
But I'm not sure one would want to actually use that while editing; emacs is not very good about flowing text around the displayed image.
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(works best non-fixed-width, and requires Japanese characters)I keep it here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/363028/ascii%20images.rtf (I should really add more...)
It also servers as a reminder that the Internet loves kittens and other ridiculous things. It is important to not forget this general principle and to keep it in mind when designing your product.
People are ridiculous; remember to use that to your advantage.
I didn't know about Kittenify, but they have better code. Though Placekitten has nicely curated images. A marriage is inevitable.
There are some cases where that's a nice to have. Otherwise, hilariously useful.
placeholder=new Kitten('random'); function Kitten(width, height, color) {
var img, g, w, h;
w = parseInt(width, 10);
h = parseInt(height, 10);
g = color ? "" : "g/";
img = document.createElement('img');
img.src = "http://placekitten.com/" + g + w + "/" + h;
img.width = w;
img.height = h;
return img;
};Definitely improves the look of any prototype.
My co-founder and I used to use pictures of Olivia Wilde as placeholders. It started with just one and then became a sort of tradition.
Kittens are cool too, though.
It only took one violation for this theory to be discarded. Luckily, the recipient was fairly cool :)
And I guess you could see if they'd let you use some of their pictures. :)
If only I had waited.
Using Chrome and thoroughly disappointed.
I know thats not the point but a funny error would be nice... :D
They're evil irritating virmin IMHO.