Sorry, no can do Hoss, not til you sign this EULA accepting all culpability for any problems I may seem to have directly resulted from this, and waiving any subsequent contractual clauses in subsequent signature secured legal agreements between you and I making use of my arms to sign where said clauses would involve me waiving any rights whatsoever, terms updated at my discrerion, for the use of my signature on your document.
Two can play at that game.