the docs have a specific tone or pattern that's everywhere (and by docs I mean everything -- library readmes, examples, language intros, and stackoverflow posts)
they all read like 'well, you probably haven't been introduced to monads yet. I can't answer your question directly in a short post (these posts are all like 6 paragraphs, nothing short about them), but I'll tell you why you can't do what you're trying to do and I'll also explain why I can't tell you what a monad is'
also my laptop battery keeps dying because the builds are so expensive