Across furtive videocons, junior VCs wait for the layoffs to begin
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Sounds like 2002. (In other words, been there, done that, got through it by working for "boring" companies)
Do you remember the guy teaching AOL server and placing them in jobs?
https://philip.greenspun.com/wtr/aolserver/introduction-1.ht...
After the dotcom bust, people with cash seemed to turn to real estate, but I don’t think that is an option this turn. The real of ‘physical’ is a liability.
Things haven't changed.
But that demographic is more at risk of dying from covid-19. The irony is that they are more protected by everyone working from home and that their younger colleagues will have more career opportunities if everyone comes into the office and spreads it.
All the food delivery guys should have a breeze, so. If they can keep logistics up and running.
Analogy: There was a bank employee who gamed some account resolution process to steal small amounts of money every transaction. But it required him to manually restart the transaction(s), say every three days. Never taking time off, everyone admired his work ethic. Once he finally took a vacation, the whole house of cards fell down and he got busted.
Riffing on David Graeber's bullshit jobs thesis, I think this isolation, more than prior economic recessions, will highlight a lot "make work" that really didn't need doing. All that silly data processing which had no value add. So when the economy restarts, maybe those positions and tasks won't even be missed, and will be eliminated.
> I have heard rumors — and they are just rumors, for now
> We are actively reporting this; feel free to reach out to me or other staffers at TechCrunch if you have tips here.
Basically, "I heard this thing, has anyone else heard it?" Also, what does that even mean that they're "actively" reporting it. It's like they're trying to give it more credence than the rumor it is.
They what?!?
This always left a bad taste with me
I had lunch with him the other day (before lockdown) and he paid. I’m no longer at that company so I wonder who might be billed.
What really got me is that breakfast at hobee's was something like $15 for the two of us. Crazy!
If this is spread out among all investors, it's conceptually more fair since the lead is negotiating for all of the investors effectively. At that point, if you have a 50k legal bill, you can either say it's a 1M$ round where each investor has to chip in their share, or you say it's a 1.05M$ round and the company has to pay.
Also a $25MM round likely costs about $40K (combined) to do. So does a $5MM round. Shameful. I always cap the total fees at $30K which pisses off the lawyers but the VCs shrug.
> We are actively reporting this; feel free to reach out to me or other staffers at TechCrunch if you have tips here.
Seems wildly unprofessional/sloppy to me.
I remember listening to that and thinking, "So.... the info I have on close friends and business is valuable, and I should potentially sell it out to TC in order to curry favor."
I wasn't in SVBA at the time, and even then I felt that it didn't quite match the spirit of the valley (I still believe that to be the case, having been here for 10+ years now).
That said, I don't hold Tech Crunch in very high regard. I take most of their reporting with a grain of salt, and assume most articles are exaggerated to attract more attention.
Making fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP-rkzJ6yZw