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Are we researching other potential global cataclysms to look forward to?

"Should you worry? In a word, no. Activity like this is probably common at Norris and, at other times, under the caldera, too."

- the article

Also: "For those in the know, like you, that's awesome—not alarming."

I feel like we have become unaccustomed to reading news that is awesome and not alarming.

"Eh, it's probably nothing"

Better duck into the nearest Wallmart and start mega-hoarding bog roll as evyone will do the same the minute they learn of people hoarding bog roll. XD

I saw magma on the news, so I'm hoarding that instead! It's important to get ahead of the crowd.

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