You can just pass `--preload` to have gunicorn load the application once. If you're using a standard framework like Django or Flask and not doing anything obviously insane then this works really well and without much effort. Yeah I'm sure some dumb libraries do some dumb things, but that's on them, and you for using those libraries. Same as any language.
If you want to stick your nose up at Python and state outright "I will not write a service in it" then that's up to you, it just comes across as your loss rather than a damning condemnation of the language and it's ecosystem from Rachel By The Bay, an all-knowing and experienced higher power. I guess everyone else will keep quickly shipping value to customers with it while you worry about five processes waking up from a system call at once or an extra 150mb of memory usage.