Man built a bunker under Hampstead Heath and lived in it for two years
theguardian.com
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There are a few pictures here:
- This one shows the entrance hatch http://camdennewjournal.com/article/homeless-man-living-on-h...
- https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/hampstead-heath-breaki...
- https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7265542/real-life-breaking-bad...
Based on those pictures, the description in the article, and some local knowledge of the layout around there, I am guessing it was approximately in this area:
- https://goo.gl/maps/FNxHU6MVZ2B9phkU7 or https://goo.gl/maps/hNwBfC1tcYGpeDzFA
I'm really disappointed when articles exclude obviously-helpful visual details where appropriate (like graphs, photos, or maps).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hampstead_Heath
Mind you, I am easily fascinated.
Frankly I'm surprised by all the comments here dismissing the practicality of the plastic pipe gun.
Sure, there's risk of it potentially failing, but the whole scenario is implicitly a pretty desperate situation where someone's constructing a single-use firearm on a budget near zero. Safety and reliability aren't going to be the top priorities.
It wouldn't surprise me if you were able to fire a smaller caliber slug from PVC simply by sizing the barrel larger than the slug so there's not a good seal containing the pressure. Sure you'll lose muzzle velocity and accuracy, but for an up-close weapon it can still be lethal while reducing the explosion risks.
Anyone who's played with class-c fireworks like mortars will know that even a thin cardboard tube can be both safe and reusable in launching loose-fitting projectiles with black powder. The powder I removed from .357 bullets and mortars as a pyromaniac kid was pretty damn similar, almost identical looking in grain size and flame speed when burned in open air.
It should be incumbent on the police to prove that a person intended to build a firearm if they find a tubular piece of trash in the ground and want to put you in jail for 5 years.
But that's all orthogonal to the feasibility of such a gun.
It was probably just a storage container to keep stuff dry from moisture since he seems like buried stuff in caches. It would also explain why both ends have threading.
This is just police being extremely stupid or saving face. This guy needs some better legal help there is no way that was a firearm.
Ah. Good catch. Yeah, that's really dumb to call it a gun then. Sort of makes you wonder about the other police claim of meth lab chemicals and equipment.
I'm assuming the police at least scrutinized it enough to determine it was indeed an improvised gun, i.e. verified some kind of firing pin mechanism.
As for its diameter, I don't know why you're assuming there's not a coaxial arrangement going on here. Did you see photos showing details I didn't see? URL please if so.
Unless some major details are being left out of this story the evidence behind his conviction seems ludicrously flimsy.
Firstly the assertion that the "gun" belonged to him, just because it was found near his shelter and had his DNA on it. That thing looks so unlike a gun that he could have easily brushed against it or picked it up and not even remembered, leaving some skin cells behind in the process. The fact that a person's DNA is found on objects in the vicinity of where they have been living doesn't seem particularly surprising.
Secondly, who gets to decide what a "firearm" is? All kinds of objects could potentially contain an explosion and fire a projectile.
I fail to see how a jury could possibly reach the standard of "beyond all reasonable doubt" in this case (unless, as I mentioned, some very important details have been left out).
The Firearms Act does:
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1968/27/section/57
Whether or not the firearm is offence worthy:
I bet it was just a container to keep stuff dry from the moisture in the dirt since it sounds like this guy hid stuff in the ground in caches.
Affluent, middle class jury vs a homeless man they detest and want gone.
That said, its hard not to notice the big increase in homeless there has been in London over the past 5-10 years. I don't think that is all due to rising house prices - there are other factors like the big sell off of social housing.
Anyway, the bunker sounds ingenious, but is nowhere as big as that of the Mole Man of Hackney[0].
[0] https://www.theguardian.com/society/2006/aug/08/communities....
I can't tell from the photo what the device really is intended to be, but it might be just a DIY container for keeping tinder dry.
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> Who builds a pipe gun out of a plastic pipe? It would just blow up in your hands.
Someone who's aware that when a metal pipe bursts, you get shrapnel.
The potato guns I've seen tend to be made from plastic pipes for that reason. PVC is surprisingly strong for these applications. As a teenager, I've built some solid rocket motors with a friend, and we've been using plastic pipes for the same reason.
> Someone who's aware that when a metal pipe bursts, you get shrapnel.
> The potato guns I've seen tend to be made from plastic pipes for that reason. PVC is surprisingly strong for these applications. As a teenager, I've built some solid rocket motors with a friend, and we've been using plastic pipes for the same reason.
Mechanical engineer with potato gun experience here. Your statements here are not just wrong, but dangerous. PVC pipe is discouraged for potato guns specifically because of shrapnel:
https://www.spudfiles.com/spud_wiki/index.php?title=PVC_pipe
> One of the main disadvantages of PVC is that it becomes brittle in cold weather, which may lead to chamber failure, especially in pneumatic launchers. When PVC fails under pressure it breaks into sharp shards, which are propelled at high velocity. Because of this danger PVC pipe is not rated for use with pressurized gases, and the use in spudguns is to be regarded as outside of specifications. Shrapnel from failure of PVC can be fatal. The reason PVC does not shatter with water is that water is not compressible, so water stores very little energy. Air is compressible and stores lots of energy. As a result, pressure rated ABS pipe is a better choice for a spudgun, as it is rated for compressed air. You can find it online or at an industrial supply store. There have been reports of serious injury and death from exploding PVC pipe, even at low pressures. Alternative materials, such as ABS, copper, and steel are much better choices.
Potato guns are typically built from PVC pipe because PVC pipe is cheap, PVC pipe is readily available, and most people building potato guns don't know better. The more knowledgeable folks tend to avoid it in my experience. Metal pipe would absolutely be stronger at the typical thicknesses of plumbing pipes.
Another aspect of the problem is that while many people are diligent about using pressure-rated pipe, they accidentally end up using non-pressure-rated fittings. I myself have fallen into this trap before in some projects of mine, and I didn't recognize it until I started learning more about potato guns. When making a project like this I typically go for all metal construction when possible because the components are stronger and the pressure rating is usually easy to find. For plastic fittings you need to familiarize yourself with the various markings that indicate the fitting is pressure rated. And even then that doesn't tell you what the rating is. In my experience, the pressure rating of a fitting is always lower than that of the pipe the fitting attaches to.
Not only that the police claim it was a firearm because they found an old round of ammunition in the dirt. That pipe in the picture has 43 mm stamped on it for diameter. No small arm ammunition could even use that as a barrel. The only thing would fit in 43 mm tube would grenades, mortars, cannon or artillery shells.
This guy should not be in jail for firearm offenses and he really needs a better lawyer. The police are just being stupid here or just trying to save face.
The “bullet” they claim that they found nearby (not pictured) could have been discarded years ago. I’m sure they never tried to date how long it was in the soil there.
Basically they needed to arrest someone to save face for all the billable hours racked up investigating a hole in the ground.
TFA is an amazing story and very well written. I hope the author gets some recognition or award for it. I only wish they pursued the false charges harder, because this man needs to be freed and someone should be fired. But in the end that’s not the point of the story—to clear Van Allen—but just another sorry consequence of homeless life.
Honestly, if he was hiding stuff by burying it in the ground it would have made more sense that it was used as a water tight storage container. It would keep the contents safe from moisture in the dirt.
What idiot officer or police force would consider that gun, this just leaves me baffled. Also how does the judge not see the insanity of the claim. Like even if the pipe was his there is no way that is an improvised gun.
Edit: 43mm seems to be a very odd pipe size from a little digging. If it's that and measured based on the diameter, that would put a "bullet" around 1GA - a specialty shell used in mounted "punt guns" for commercial hunting more than 100 years ago.
Putting the amount powder required to shoot the shot for a punt gun would just make the PVC a suicide device. So same result for anything that would fit in 43mm pvc like a grenade, mortar or cannon/artillery shell.
Edit: Basically, my point is a punt gun never really had shells, they were muzzle loaders.
Not that surprising. The UK has a pretty strong reaction to anything to do with guns.
Guy find a .22LR and calls the police who show up to take it away. Could have just thrown it in the trash.
Such a miscarriage of justice. Very, very sad.
There are lots of weird illegal living situations in London; "beds in sheds", hugely overcrowded slum housing, illegal sublets. Talk of providing social housing, but what's there can sometimes also get illegally sublet: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/jailed-man-who-lived-...
Not being chained to the day job to pay the mortgage to keep the roof over your head and the children's school fees paid is very liberating.
I have a proper house, yet once quit my job and went on a hike with just a handful of coins and a tshirt. That hike turned into a 3 month trip round Europe. My total earnings and expenses were probably sub-$10 per day, and I rarely had a bed for the night, yet my quality of life was arguably higher than my current 9-5, 6 figure job.
I'm friends with a homeless Australian Aboriginal lady and she chooses to remain homeless/jobless despite offers of help as it provides her with a level of control over her life (she had a violent past), but not for a second would I say all people in similar situations want the same thing.
The part that's hard to grasp by well-intentioned people is that you can't always help. Two truths, neither cancel out the other: [1] We need to invest in permanent shelters (i.e. homes) for the poor/homeless who want to pull themselves out from their misfortune and live a more normal life. [2] Homelessness is something we need to embrace by providing covered/sheltered well-lit public spaces where someone can set up a 0-day camp to safely rest without someone tapping them on the shoulder to ask if they're OK.
Two more truths: [1] Many homeless have mental health issues which, if treated, could help them live a better life. [2] Many homeless are mentally fine, in control, and your offers of help are somewhat patronising. They'd prefer a nice cold beer or bottle of red than your free pass to a hostel.
she lives alone, following sunlight rhythm.
a few comments on the video were 'i am jealous'.
modern life paradox.. to feel like owning nothing is a luxury
Then I read it and saw it was really a story about high rents, and then of course it made sense.
My sense of where the highest rents are doesn't keep up with the times though. Tokyo became relatively inexpensive long before I figured it out. New York beat London at some point, and when Vancouver had overtaken San Francisco I was floored.
Vancouver is an awesome/beautiful place to live.
They don't even have the building restrictions that san fran does. They're building like crazy in that city and the price per square foot just keeps going up because it's in high demand.
The rents are high for good reason imho.
Back "in the day" it wasn't uncommon for US police to frame random black guys for crimes in order to consider the crime solved. Sticking a homeless guy in prison over something that's a natural right in other parts of the world and in the presence of substantial doubt that it was even his (plausible other reasons for his DNA to be on the gun and no motive to have it in the first place) seems to be about the same level of quality.
(The setup is superficially very similar to "stay behind" operations, so I can sort of see how someone might have panicked)
Recently they even turned on one of their own: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/mar/04/met-officer-...
I was under the impression law enforcement mostly existed to oppress the lower class, but maybe that’s just my personal experience.
You’d be shocked how regularly this kind of thing happens.
He's eligible for parole early 2022 if his appeal fails.
Also, The Machine Gunners by Robert Westall. [2]
I have a job though, working for people who think I'm trustworthy enough to give me lots or responsibilities but I can't tell anyone about my situation because that would most likely break the bond of trust that we have. I'm abroad to help my company land a deal and to coach a team through the implementation phase. I'm very, very good at what I do. Better than most people I've met. But. I. Just. Can't. Turn. My. Life. Around.
I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too. Not so much anymore, though. A joint now and then.
Not looking forward to going back to my "home" country. Being on a business trip is bliss. Just blissfull.
EDIT: In my mind I got here by following a dream. I followed it too far. Damn you HN. You keep inspiring me to try to do great things.
We're just one-upping one another, right?
Yes. That's what "following a dream" really is about. Hope things improve for you
It's meant to be closer to story telling than a the brief, cascading style that's prevalent across the mass-media.
Why not take the opportunity to have a discussion about the purposes of journalism, instead of complaining about the commenters complaining? I think the comment invites valuable discussion about this.
If somebody wants to start a discussion about narrative journalism's place in the world, fine. If they want to ask for a more condensed version of the story, also fine. Better still if they say, "I'm not a fan of narrative journalism, so I dug around and here are the 3 best traditional news stories I could find on the topic." But otherwise, I'm with the "I DON"T LIKE THING" angel: https://thefrogman.me/post/41542126320/by-jo-b-tumblr-for-we...
> Just one piece of general advice from a writer has been very useful to me. It was from Colette. I was writing short stories for Le Matin, and Colette was literary editor at that time. I remember I gave her two short stories and she returned them and I tried again and tried again. Finally she said, “Look, it is too literary, always too literary.” So I followed her advice. It’s what I do when I write, the main job when I rewrite.
> INTERVIEWER: What do you cut out, certain kinds of words?
> Adjectives, adverbs, and every word which is there just to make an effect. Every sentence which is there just for the sentence. You know, you have a beautiful sentence—cut it. Every time I find such a thing in one of my novels it is to be cut.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narrative_journalism
[2] https://www.theparisreview.org/interviews/5020/the-art-of-fi...
Put down the phone, step away from the computer. Read some books. Meditate. Take a long walk in a park with your phone off. Your attention span will expand once you start using it.
(Or there could be something going on outside your brain - being sick, hungry, or thirsty can all lower your effective intelligence, so can lacking something important like vitamins or sunlight; I've been stupid in the past due to all of these myself.)
Neither particularly healthy.
Then not a single picture of this bunker with it ending with what I can only be described as some form of sadistic joke "Follow the Long Read on Twitter at @gdnlongread"
Overall, it would win a TL;DR award from me, I started reading it but equally found it so painful as yourself that I skimmed it after a couple of pages.
For those feeling cheated about the lack of bunker pictures - this article has many gems from around London: https://londonist.com/2016/05/london-s-secret-bunkers
While it’s not appropriate for every subject, or every hour of ones day, it is really a lovely thing and we should cherish those who expend the effort to create long and detailed narrative works.
If you’re not in the mood for a story of this kind and just want to know what happened, the headline is a pretty accurate summary.
Storytelling is about narrative. It's about conveying a sequence of ideas in such a way as to make an impression. One can achieve storytelling without an abundance of irrelevant details ("Sometimes a travelling circus unfolds itself on the hard-packed sand of the heath’s carpark" does nothing to further establish our sense of setting, nor to characterize anything at all) and just being over-dramatic (leading with an inset quote about little at all, but making sure to lead with the title 'Counter-Terrorism Command').
Just because it's storytelling doesn't mean it's /good/ storytelling. The whole thing stays just one shade shy of purple. That is annoying as hell for a lot of people, and not at all "a great gift of being alive" that is "a really lovely thing." On the contrary: that's something a lot of even-literary editors would take a hacksaw to.
Nonetheless I’m glad you posted it. I think it’s a positive thing when people expound at length on subjects that interest them.
There is a reason. A modern paper wants articles that are long, with the meat of the matter spread out thoroughly throughout, because this maximizes the amount of ads you can fit in between paragraphs, and maximizes the chances a reader will view them.
In general: if you're wondering why some aspect of journalism is rotten, it's most likely because it needs to accommodate advertising.
It's not like there's a prize at the end, or some secret promo code hidden within the words. It's created for the purpose of idle consumption.
I had been of the mistaken opinion that the term covered far greater ground.
But in general I tend to agree with you. A lot of things that get posted on here come off as "hey look how many words I wrote", especially when I was just looking for distraction or a quick summary of something that sounded interesting. But that's what the comments are for I guess.
This piece is almost a self-parody. Here's a quote:
Get him started on the subject, ale in hand at The Garden Gate, or on those rare occasions he called in to correct a glib host on talk radio, and Van Allen could go. “We’re an island of, what, 96,000 sq miles? Population that’s sky-high, growing, and the same number of houses we had 40 years ago. Too many people! Not enough houses! Me and most of my friends, we’re all in the same boat, long-termers, a community hundreds of thousands strong, not crashed in the gutter, people in paid employment, and all fucked – have been for years. It’s the way the legislation is … We didn’t choose this friggin’ path. This is the Housing Act of 1996 and every bullshit piece of legislation that’s been put in place since. It’s not our path. I fought it for years and then I threw in the towel. Said to myself: ‘Fuck it, I’m going camping.’”
This is like a McMansion hell of words.
I can't even capture it all with HN's markdown syntax. You have to look at the article. To see the real italics. To see the embedded link.
But you can see the wild flips in perspective, tense and syntax. You can see the nested quote marks at the end. You can see "sq miles".
Riddley Walker is easier to parse than this.
By contrast, I'm currently reading a book by Peter Hessler. He also practices non-linear storytelling. But his words are clear and carefully placed (or well edited). The narrative is not random. There is a continual sense that the reader's trust in the author will be rewarded.
The author could have editorialized it, but those aren't his words.
He could have chosen a location where he wouldn't have been bothered, off in the woods, he could have used his travel card to get back and forth, but he didn't. He could have even done this somewhere he could have eventually won squatters rights for his dwelling. But he didn't.
So again, I was disappointed to read that is was just a story of a (somewhat) vagrant, "scaff monkey".
Nothing in the article suggests they were drunks. The article suggests he spent time waiting in a pub for the heath to empty out and at one point mentions "his usual beer", not that he was a drunk. Nothing else in the description suggests any substance abuse problem. Given you describe the pub he used to wait in as "the bar" perhaps you're not from the UK and unfamiliar with UK pub culture, but it is not at all unusual for people to use a pub as their social meeting space and not go there to get drunk, or even drink much, if at all.
Nothing in the article suggests he stole construction materials. He was not charged with any thefts either. The other person worked as a labourer at a building site, so maybe he did, but then again they might also just have known where to get the supplies; you'll note at least one mention of spending money on some of the supplies. But again you're jumping to conclusions. It's possible they stole it, but the article does not provide evidence for that.
Nothing suggests he had sufficient income to make not rooming with someone in a proper flat a choice - this one is a particularly insidious "accusation" seeing as he 1) roomed with someone in his shelter, 2) invited others in when he came across someone that looked like they were in a bad place, so he clearly was not adverse to sharing.
You're inferring a whole lot of things that suggests you're intent to judge him from the outset. You might want to think about why you're so quick to jump to conclusions.
As to "how this can be justified", I'd ask another question: How can a society as rich as the UK justify underfunding social services so much that people like this are unable to afford housing or get social housing? Someone who does work, but is facing health issues limiting what he's been able to do. It's disgusting.
Personally to me, his situation would have justified some petty theft and the by accounts very limited vandalism given the care he appears to have taken to make his dwelling largely invisible, and his lack of access to housing.
You'll note this was also not what he was charged with or convicted for. He was convicted over circumstantial evidence he might have handled an improvised firearm. Now, if he did make that, and it was somehow intended for defense, then I would not have any sympathy for that, but the evidence does not appear particularly strong.
> He could have chosen a location where he wouldn't have been bothered, off in the woods, he could have used his travel card to get back and forth
And, where, pray tell, do you imagine would fit this description in London without doubling or tripling his monthly costs to get too and from the locations where he was able to find work? If you're about to suggest outside London, consider that the article sets out plenty of reason why so many homeless people stay in London: Access to other services. Access to work. Ability to fit in among the crowd.
> He could have even done this somewhere he could have eventually won squatters rights for his dwelling. But he didn't.
Did you miss the part where squats have become increasingly competitive and it became increasingly dicier for him? Did you miss the part where he had been squatting for years, but had to give it up when the law was tightened up significantly in 2011, and it became harder for him to keep up and secure his position in the dwindling number of squats?
In any case after squatters rights in the UK were gutted it is exceedingly rare for people to win rights to property this way, as it takes 10-12 years of continuous occupation and the means to prevent you from getting to that point are many.
> So again, I was disappointed to read that is was just a story of a (somewhat) vagrant, "scaff monkey".
I'm disappointed to see someone so lacking in empathy to dismiss a story like this the way you have in this comment.