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I've done that 3 or so times now and each time it just sits there and does nothing. Would be super cool though.

I raid the neighbors citrus trees (with permission) and also prickly pear cactus fruit to make fancier lemonade.

While I applaud your enthusiasm, this is a long term project as avocado trees take 10-15 years to mature and bear fruit.

I've done this, although in my cold climate it took months to throw out a root. Give it time.