If you don't care about it, can you even imagine how much other people don't care about you not caring about it? Seriously. And if you think it's silly to point that out, you're the one posting in a thread about how you don't care about the thing that the thread is about.

Apparently enough of us care about it to make it to the front page... go figure

That's perfectly fine if you don't care about it, but there are plenty of us that do.

then don't read it