Help Adam get to San Fran to catch The Startup Bus

Hi HN - I've got a business proposition for you. I've been invited to the San Fran Startup Bus, a 48 hour bus ride to SxSW - But I can't afford the air fare from London.

I'm fundraising my way there; I'm selling off 48 1hr time slots for £10 each to cover the £480 airfare.

I'll wear your startup's T-shirt and swag, recite your company motos, read your latest tweats, whatever; all reasonable requests are considered to help get me to San Fran by the 8th of March.