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Heathrow should be scrapped and replaced with the estuary airport.

Isn't that the one that would require digging up the SS Richard Montgomery and its thousand tons of waterlogged explosives? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery

There is also likely to be a seabird problem in that location.

Next thing you know you'll be expected to wipe your arse after toileting.

.. what?

*Boris island