I'm a PHP Developer

When I tell Rubyists I'm a PHP developer, I usually get a missive "oh." like I've just been relegated to the kiddy table.

This seemingly brainless blind man pounding away on a keyboard reveling in the glory of the sound it makes is what I imagine all ruby/python/lisp/node hackers think of when they think of PHPtards.

So, that's what I am; a PHP developer.

Haters gonna hate.

I'm a Python developer

[Insert image that has some Python reference] http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7318/pythonkeyboard.jpg

So....we're blind musicians sometimes playing a piano and sometimes typing on a keyboard.

Wait, how can you see into my house? I'm doing that right now!

What.

Heavy in some code right now. This brightened my day, thanks.

Hi, I'm a sledgehammer. Your head looks attractive.

What is it that I'm looking at?