The Big Data of Big Hair (2019)
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Seems the movie coincided with (or caused?) Peak Hair.
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy
Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied
Ugh. Thinking back I remember quite a few years where mine was particularly bad because my folks always wanted me to get a haircut right before yearbook photos...and a haircut usually meant my dad exercising his questionable scissor-and-clipper skills in the basement.
Bad bowl-looking cuts when I was really young (just comb it down and I'll cut whatever hangs past your eyebrows!) and stair-step "fades" on the sides when I was a little older (never learned how to blend so it was just switching up the guard as you go up from ears to the longer parts on top.)
I can laugh about it now because I also remember "graduating" to cutting my own since at least then, the questionable results were my own fault. It's definitely not easy even with multiple mirror angles and a bit of practice. I did get decent at it by the time I was old enough to just pay the $20 every month for something that actually looked good.
Now my partner is a stylist and she gives me free haircuts in the kitchen whenever it gets to the point where I start bugging her again. I'm pretty sure my dad doesn't take offense that I've switched barbers.
One small quibble: this is more of a Computer Vision work, not Big Data. Great writeup nonetheless