You mean like...both of the languages you listed?
There's an obviously superior, faster, simpler language when working with vectors (APL), but people are obsessed with new languages.
If you really think it can be done in Python better than in Haskell, why not demo it in Python? You'll get internet points, and if you're right, you'll have something to show for it.
Not OP, but here: https://gist.github.com/stfwn/62e51d86ca4ff155becd3c6a14adf6...
You should be able to wget the file and run it (Python 3) from start to finish without any set-up and get ~88% accuracy on the test set.
It uses all the data (not one-sixth like in the blog posts) and does 200 iterations by default, so here's the loss plot on the training set if you want to skip all the fun: https://i.imgur.com/F57zmXV.png
Of course, I’m more familiar with Haskell. The fact you’re more familiar with imperative languages isn’t the argument for readability you think it is.
The best way to understand functional programming without learning it is to learn an imperative language like Ruby that everyone says is easy but that is actually hard. Then it's:
programming you know -> experience you don't have yet -> code everyone uses
Ruby makes the jump to the last step without explaining the middle one. That's what the whole convention over configuration part is about.
Functional programming languages do the exact same thing. All of those arrows and symbols and syntactic sugar transpile directly to Lisp. They're basically shorthand. Unfortunately, I've never seen tutorials talk about that translation.
To get the middle part, it's probably best to start with the low-hanging fruit. Probably learn something like spreadsheets, then Scheme, then ClojureScript, then F#. I never made it as far as Haskell or Scala.
I always get lost somewhere around monads and impurity. And all FP languages fall down at that point in similar ways anyway. You either treat mutable variables as imaginary numbers that aren't examined until they must be (lazily), or throw the rules out the window and let variables be reassigned or renamed to themselves with new values, which breaks the whole point of using FP in the first place. It's pretty much an open problem, and the failure to solve it satisfactorily is why no FP language has caught on yet in the mainstream IMHO.