(Rumor) Steve Jobs Has "6 Weeks to Live," Says the National Enquirer

I seriously hope I never become famous.

http://www.fakesteve.net/2011/01/im-totally-fine-but-goodbye...

"I hope that when you see stories like that - because you will - you use their comment strings to express your outrage for being the kind of scumbags who would put their own hunger for unique visitors and pageviews ahead of a man’s right to privacy."

Unfortunately most of those comments will end up moved to #devnull

http://gizmodo.com/#!devnull/forum

It pains me to see Gizmodo running an article with the National Enquirer as its primary source. They do make the necessary disclaimers, "The Enquirer is also wrong a lot especially when it comes to proclaiming that celebrities have mere weeks to live." but perhaps they'll run anything to get the attention away from their redesign.

Then again, maybe it was the purpose of the redesign.