Rotary Cellphone
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If a unit like this could be shoehorned into one of those, I’d buy it in a heartbeat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimline_telephone
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On that note is there a good conversion (as in, make it into a USB keyboard) write-up for mechanical typewriters? I've seen one commercial kit before, but didn't follow through so far, even though I've got two still lying around.
I don't know how people can have the talent, time and energy to do this as a hobby.
That’s impossible. Rotary phones use pulse dialling exclusively, but phone menus/trees require the tone dialling of push button and touch-screen phones. I have never heard of any phone menu/tree, even at the dawn of their implementation in the late 80s when rotary phones were still common, supporting pulse based dialling.
Though, honestly, if you're the type to use a pulse to tone converter to keep your pulse phone alive and in use, you probably enjoy using it on a modern phone tree.