Or this one that came up recently here: https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim/blob/master/READM...

The only thing missing is something to represent the excessive beeping that accompanies that moment!

My first foray into vi on an ancient Unix as opposed to Vim on Linux led to my manager at the time coming up behind me, startling the crap out of me and saying, "beep beep, what? You OK?".

Rather embarrassing actually...

Wow I remember wasting a lot of time on bash.org maybe a decade ago. That link sent me on a nostalgia trip.