My butthole has been a location on Facebook since 2012 – I can’t get it removed
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That should get the attention of someone more senior in the company, and there's a chance they'll see reason and have the page removed instead of litigating.
If you do wind up going to court, it'll be a media circus and they'll get some bad PR regardless whether you win or lose. Who knows, you might even win if you can show damages.
The Reddit link is locked so I left this comment here instead.
What sort of damages could they prove?
I know op says that he/she was 15 when it was created, and I completely get that 15 year olds have a particular sense of humor, but I genuinely wonder what sort of actions were taken to demonstrate "interest in the topic" that would lead to this page being automatically created.
I posted this on FB in case I can get any of my friends who work there to help :)
You just admitted in your previous post that you're unsure if you would be successful in getting your own friends to help (even if this isn't you personally being affected in this situation, a favor is a favor), so even if your post wasn't incredibly rude it would still be intellectually dishonest. As you can see, my standards are already quite high.
(couldnt resist. yes im 40yrs old)
Apparently posting this to Reddit gave it the exposure needed, apparently Buzzfeed did something useful by investigating this.