Behold my masterpiece

  p='"%s"';r="'%s'";_='p=%s;r=%s;_=%s;print(_%%((0and[r%%p,p%%r,r%%_])or(tuple([r%%p,p%%r,r%%_]))))';print(_%((0and[r%p,p%r,r%_])or(tuple([r%p,p%r,r%_]))))

with inspiration from https://stackoverflow.com/q/6223285 and https://stackoverflow.com/a/2475931