Sorry, but no. You may be descendant of Eastern European serfs, you still carry the blood guilt.
I hope this is sarcastic.
Has it gotten so bad that you genuinely can't tell? I'm confident that it was a joke. Want some satire where it is difficult enough to tell that a number of people have been taken in?
I'm afraid we're not far off from having to formalize some sort of numerical Diversity Score. Determining position on the totem pole is becoming too complicated.