Most Amazon-Owned Private Label Brands Have No Warranties
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They compete directly against no-brand or unknown-brand chinese imports.
Seriously, who cares about a warranty on a $6 thing? As long as it works when you get it, it will probably continue working.
Amazonbasics cables or camera tripod DOA? Amazon will ship you a replacement and you can send back the broken one.
By the way, all the amazon label clothing comes in bag already set up to repackage and return.
Amazon disagrees. I do too. $80 is a ton of money to spend on a coat. I would indeed expect multiple years of use. Either way, less than a year is unacceptable at any price.
Warranty and replacement may benefit from being tied down to income of the people in the area the product is sold. I am not sure how that would be possible.
Also $80 might not be a lot of money to you, but it is a lot of money to most people in this world. So that's not an argument either. I can afford to buy a Lamborghini on impulse, so how come everyone can't afford one, is frankly a ludicrous argument, whether it applies o Lamborghinis or to coats.
1) $80 is truly not a ton of money for a peacoat. A peacoat by Sterlingwear of Boston (supplier of peacoats to the U.S. Navy) started at $140 in 2009 (I owned one, and it lasted 7 years). You can get cheaper peacoats, but Sterlingwear is made domestically and is considered by many to be the baseline standard for peacoats (not luxury, but still a quality product).
2) That said, I agree things should be made to last -- disposable peacoats at any price is wrong and wasteful. At least 2 winters is the absolute minimum.
Just because you do not care doesn't mean it should apply to everyone.
My parents would definitely use a warranty on a $6 thing if it had one because they do not spend blindly all their money on one-time items that cost $6 each. Sorry but I have to disagree with your reasoning.
I had to take them to a tribunal. It was like 2 hours for the first session, and they wanted a second one (another 1.5 hours). I made the argument that I can buy a Windows laptop and put Linux on it; showed stats how many people install Lineage, how the mobile data failed first, then the Wi-Fi, and then the phone refused to boot, which is an indication of hardware failure (not my software modifications).
I fucking hate that company. Hours wasted and the judge awarded me my $450.
What's really stupid? Why didn't Google/LG warranty the devices themselves? This should have been as simple as the company just shipping the device back to LG and shipping me a new one. Pushing the warranty down to the individual vendors to repair is fucking assassin.
This is the relevant webpage: https://www.accc.gov.au/business/treating-customers-fairly/c...
https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displaySectio....
"(c) The duration of the implied warranty of merchantability and where present the implied warranty of fitness shall be coextensive in duration with an express warranty which accompanies the consumer goods, provided the duration of the express warranty is reasonable; but in no event shall such implied warranty have a duration of less than 60 days nor more than one year following the sale of new consumer goods to a retail buyer. Where no duration for an express warranty is stated with respect to consumer goods, or parts thereof, the duration of the implied warranty shall be the maximum period prescribed above."
I suppose software might count as a consumer good when sold in tangible form (e.g. a boxed copy of TurboTax), but you're not a 'buyer' when you get software for free. And IANAL but a software licence (what you pay for when you 'buy' software online) doesn't seem like a consumer good. And even if the licence were a consumer good, the licence probably won't malfunction.
If AWS was as shaky as Amazon.com goods, nobody would use it.
Example: You might've heard a phrase like "I was literally blown away by the response I got" (probably from a vlogger). Nobody in English would say, "I was figuratively blown away by the response I got", because it's obvious the person is speaking figuratively.
Here, literally is meant to emphasize just how effective AWS is acting analogously to the Treasury's money printing presses.
I used to argue the other way too, then one day on a whim I looked it up. I was surprised.
When someone says "it's literally a printing press" about something that is obviously not a printing press, you know that they are using literally as it has been used for hundreds of years[0]: for strong emphasis.
[0]: https://www.oed.com/view/Entry/109061 definition 1c.
Steven Pinker wrote about this in detail in The Language Instinct.
https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2007/01/i-could-care-less...
When someone says "I literally could care less", everyone listening knows what they mean. There is no confusion and no need to worry about whether they are literally correct.
This is just part of the fun and wonder of the English language.
Consider the related “it’s possible for me to care less” suggesting a preference exists, but it’s negligible. That’s generally how people mean “I could care less”. Which oddly enough means the literal difference between “I (could/couldn’t) care less.” is practically meaningless.
When I hear someone say "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less" then I tend to understand that they value their words, language, and meaning less than I do mine. They're unintentionally signaling to me that what they're saying isn't necessarily what they mean, and so I factor that into my understanding of, belief in, and reliance upon, whatever they may say.
But people who say "I could care less" are usually not mistaken. They know full well what they mean, and that the phrase seems to say the opposite of its literal meaning.
It's a great example of irony and sarcasm, both of which have a rich history in English, and probably in most languages.
Pinker has a fine discussion of the phrase in the book I mentioned. I can't do it justice here, but consider how the phrase is spoken. I will use italics to indicate emphasis:
I could care less.
Try saying that out loud a few times with emphasis on the italicized words. You may start to hear the ironic and sarcastic intent.
English would be a much poorer language if we could only use words and phrases in their most literal meaning.
Also consider the context. "I could care less" is used in casual speech, where it's perfectly OK to play with the language and have fun with it.
That is quite different from, say, a manual on how to operate a piece of machinery, or any other kind of technical documentation. There of course you want to be as clear, explicit, and unambiguous as possible.
But I wouldn't judge someone's ability to write a clear technical manual based on their enjoyment of irony in more casual speech or writing.
They know what they mean, but they're not expressing some deep irony or sarcasm. They're just parroting back something they've heard someone else say-- incorrectly.
But yeah, sometimes we just make a mistake.
Haven't we all uttered a malapropism at one time or another?
I love watching a flamingo dance!
Most people don't think about linguistics regularly. Their ignorance on a topic doesn't mean they would or would not be passionate about it, had they known more.
So, I'm with GP: the word "literally" doesn't fit the context and ought to be replaced.
[0]: https://www.oed.com/view/Entry/109061 definition 1c
I'm all for treating language as the living thing it is. However, "literally" is a very useful word and there's noting else quite like it.
If "literally" can mean both literally and the exact opposite of literally, it becomes devoid of meaning.
"Informal" tends to mean "wrong", "bastardised", or "misappropriated". So I think we're all actually on the same page.
For what its worth, Amazon Retail has been (or could be, depending on quarter) profitable on its own. It's certainly not a shaky business model, shaky margins maybe. Similarly, Uber is a sound business model (taxis exist for a while), just an unsound price point.
Amazon is operating weirdly (random pricing now) even though it's true the financial side is probably normal.
- EC2, including scaling groups (but crucially do not attempt to use them for auto-scaling)
- S3
- Route53
- RDS
- Redshift
- Maybe a few others I've forgotten or haven't used
They all have their flaws, but if you stay on the beaten path, they basically work most of the time.
Then there is the other AWS. It consists of all the other high level services you can pick from that enormous drop-down. I haven't tried many, but from my little experience and loaaaads of anecdotes from other people, _that_ AWS is largely unreliable rubbish.
That is to say, stick to the extremely common low-level or otherwise foundational stuff unless you love pain and disappointment.
But the thrust of your point remains: when you get into the nonsense factory, when you're trying to bolt together the higher level integrated services, it becomes an exercise in self-inflicted stochastic violence.
The true AWS advantage is that the boss can't get fired for choosing it so the individual contributors already have spending authority inside its walls. Unfortunately, that's a trump card.
The main reason you hear about so much Azure growth is because they give free credits to their software assurance customers. For everyone else, not work paying for it.
Imagine if a car manufacturer offered unlimited halfway fraudulent returns, warranties would feel like a ripoff.
Amazon is getting under the scrutiny it deserves, and it will lose some of its current competitive advantages by being forced, fairly or not, to (over) comply with local requirements.
Easiest card to play for countries trying to defend their historic, local players 'who pay their taxes in [insert country] and comply with its laws'.
Forcing them to comply with warranty/consumer protection laws in a jurisdiction feels very fair when they're selling their own private label brands to customers in that jurisdiction.
What I had in mind is that countries will come up with unfair actions against Amazon. By unfair I mean that with regards to the actual action, not the general situation or the end outcome.
For instance, Airbnb or Uber, who are disrupting markets by flirting with legality in many cities, are often targeted by regulations aimed at them, specifically. These regulations are not always fair since their purpose is to reset, if not invert, a situation to help struggling local players.
The end goal is to have a fair market, but when fairness is about defending local, less competitive players at all cost then the regulation is unfair.
Maybe the word 'fair' is not exactly the right one. 'appropriate' might be better.
So. Complying, OK but only when last resort!
Amazon tries to claim that it’s a “market place” and doesn’t actually sell things itself, but all that matters in NZ is who you have given your payment info to.
I guess that's better than 0 days, but barely.
Infinite as long as they keep making it.
That’s where this practice will lead.
I doubt they'll ban you as long as you're honest and behave well. Many products they sell can be sketchy in quality, and I'd bet they are aware of what can go wrong.
The only times I have returned a thing is when it came broken or was radically different than advertised. If the cost of shipping, environment and combined wasted time of everyone involved is higher than the 70% price of the product, then I will put it in the store room or donate it away at some point later.
1) There is a store that sells the products you want
2) The store is close enough to your house to get to without it being inconvenient
3) The store carries a range of sizes appropriate to be able to try.
If you are an "unusual" size (large, small, tall - effectively anything but average for the area in which you live), attempting to try a range of items in a store generally means _the store_ ordering them and having to visit twice.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=...
> Amazon.com offers free returns on most items delivered to an address in the 50 United States. Look for “Free returns” next to the price to confirm that the item qualifies for free returns.
Getting banned wouldn't be the end of the world but it would be inconvenient for a lot of people.
Also, those places all offer 2-day shipping. Most are moving toward same-day because their inventory is already deployed everywhere.
I wonder if they have fraud detection for this kinda thing. Or if it's just not worth the expense for most things.
Where the hell did you get that from my comment?
I'm saying that no prosecutor is going to take a fraud case where the fact pattern is of a consumer manipulating a return system in order to achieve an outcome that was identical to one expressly allowed by their state law (return or exchange for non-defective example within 90 days).
You mean like saying you're going to return one item (the one amazon just sent you and the one you clicked on with the shipping date) and actually sending another (one you bought two years ago)? I think it'd be pretty easy to prove, tbh.
That's not what I was referring to anyways. They almost certainly wouldn't go to court for a $50 backpack, but they can definitely bar you from using the service if they think you're going to cost them more money than you give.
I buy 2 widgets from Amazon, and 2 of the same model widgets from Best Buy. I line up all 4 widgets to test and find that 2 widgets are broken. I have no idea which store the broken widgets came from since they are all identical. I return them to Amazon because it is more convenient. It is quite possible that I returned the Best Buy widgets to Amazon.
[0] I don't recommend this.
Warranty of Merchantability mainly means that the seller must abide by any contract terms and that the product should match any claims or specs on the packaging.
e.g. Costco's warranty on car batteries in Canada is 100% for four years, 50% for the next 1.5, 25% for the next 2.8 years, (100 months total warranty) and claiming the warranty is just a matter of bringing your battery to the returns counter.