This is all really awesome from my perspective, but I kiiinda got lost about here:
>Of course, some might even take the concept further, reducing from a Boltzmann simulation to simply a Boltzmann architect - a purely information based intelligence capable of creating and sustaining such a simulation without the need of any physicality at all, and spawning off child threads to extend that property of "consciousness."
I guess the concept of 'pure information' or 'abstracted information' is where I start to get confused. You'd still need that instantiated on some physical medium. A bunch of hydrogen atoms (or whatever) would have to jostle into place to represent the needed information, right? Unless this is a variant of a Kalam cosmological argument that takes minds to be different from, and simpler than, physical things? Or is this non-physical 'stuff', and if so, does that non-physical stuff get subjected to the random jostling the same way as physical stuff?
>and sustaining such a simulation without the need of any physicality at all, and spawning off child threads to extend that property of "consciousness."
And where are we here? I'm not clear what physical medium the intelligence/simulation/pure information is on, or if there's no physical medium, I'm not clear on what way the intelligence/simulation/pure information is popping into existence or what it means to spawn child threads. Maybe for your purposes physicalism is entirely assumed away at this point?
Then there's the 'foundational basis for existence' which I think departs from the terms of the original thought experiment, which presupposes that a certain kind of universe already got there, and that Boltzmann Objects are already busy poofing into and out of existence within it.
Though I take your more general points that (1) there's a whooole taxonomy of Boltzmann "objects" that can be imagined and (2) among those objects, some of them will be relatively simple and make for interesting considerations about what's most likely to poof into existence.