1. Type in user name and password onto computer
2. Logs in to windows, normally taking ~60 seconds, unless you've got the computer where the WiFi signal is poor (yes, WiFi on desktops!) and you get a 'no log in servers'
3. Windows finally loads, click the icon for the software for viewing blood test results
4. An internet explorer window opens, then closes, then after 10 seconds the software opens
5. Type in your username and password, wait 10 seconds
6. Now I want to prescribe some medications, close the first software (computer can't cope with two things open at once), click the logo for the prescribing software
7. A Google Chrome window opens, slowly loads the prescribing software website
8. Type in username and password
9. Navigate through the slow and unintuitive prescribing software
10. Oh wait, I can't prescribe this particular drug without checking a blood test result, close the prescribing software and go to step 4
11. Some alarm goes off, so I have to lock the computer and run. Return from dealing with the alarm, go back to step 1