Oh, but it gets even better. I worked in intelligence back in the 80s, so when the OPM hack happened I figured my records were safe - after all, we didn't have a lot of computer storage back then, so my records were all on microfiche and stored in a rusted out filing cabinet in some dank basement, nobody would be so stupid as to scan all of those old records into a computer and put it on the internet, right? Imagine my surprise when I got one of those letters stating that all my records had been compromised... sheer genius.