From my personal experience, instead of writing dumbest possible code to make juniors productive from day one, just don't hire juniors. Or at least, not the absolute beginners. And if you do hire juniors, accept that they'll need more than few weeks to get up to speed.
Despite the perceived smartness, our industry has a weird anti-intellectualism deeply ingrained in it. Programming is a profession - you're supposed to get better over time. Learning is part of the job. And yet it seems to me that more and more people think that what they've learned prior to their first job is all they'll ever need to understand, and anything beyond it is "clever code" that needs to be expunged.
(Of course, keeping everything dumbed down makes sense if you're interested in penny-wise, pound-foolish optimization on the hiring side of the company, or otherwise like to have developers be replaceable cogs. But it's not in the best interest of the developer, and arguably it isn't in the product end-user's best interest either.)