In less than two years, you delayed several months and then connected with someone a thousand miles away and had two children? They must be twins. Literally, chronologically, must be.
Kinda snarky way to show off those deductive skills Mr. Holmes
"married with children" doesn't necessarily imply that at least two children come from that marriage; e.g. the spouse could have had a child from a previous marriage
To be fair, it doesn't make much sense to mention them unless they're from that relationship
Controversial.
Possibly. I just mentioned that in reply to a seemingly strong logical conclusion that "it must be" twins. Human communication patterns are not very precise and yet we often tend to jump to conclusions.