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And just like that, you committed a felony.

Probably your second today, to be fair.

Wrong. Second this minute. (420 my man - fuck da US Gov in this respect - they do not have sovereignty over your body or mine)

Not a felony if it transmits over a cell network that the usb interface was activated.

Sorry, but unless you provide other data I still believe this would run afoul of the computer fraud and abuse act (CFAA - 1986).