I am sorry you find non-apology apologies offensive, but that is all we have to offer. We're sorry we couldn't do better. ;)

On a more serious note though. It is cool that there is a label for something like this, but to me it is just a polite way of de-escalation. You could be confrontational and say "I didn't do anything wrong, you're the one who is wrong to think what I did was wrong!" or you can say "I'm sorry you thought what I did was wrong, but my intention was not to wrong you or anyone.".

There is nothing wrong with being polite and tactful.