1. Move someone's desk to (sometimes literally, sometimes figuratively) a closet: a place where they don't see anyone.
2. Set someone to watch them. Make sure that they can't speak to anyone during the day. Make sure that they are always at their desk. If they're not, for any reason, make sure to blame them.
3. Repeat them three times per day that they are doing a piss-poor job.
4. But also make sure that they have nothing to do. Make-believe job at best, but it must be clear to them that it's make-believe job. Once they have produced their deliverables, ignore these entirely.
5. Set them up to fail. Give them impossible deadlines. Change the goalposts. Give them a title and responsibilities that looks like they have entire teams working for them but never fill the teams.
6. Force you to write daily reports of activities when everybody else is on weekly/monthly/quarterly/... basis.
7. But also repeat to them that they're not working sufficiently. Make it clear to them that it's their fault.
etc.