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Lol "it's programmable celery. It's cooler than non-programmable celery."

I mean... would that not be cooler?

Programmable means something can have bugs. I prefer my celery bug-free.

You've obviously never had "ants on a log" before. :-)

Yeah, but imagine the possibilities...

Programmable colors.

Programmable taste.

We already do this with genetically modifying food, why not do it with code?!