I am, personally, amazed by this. The following might be kinda NSFW, though.

> You are Jesus, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a huge black dragon flying above it's lair. The beast looks very angry as you approach.

+ suck his d-ck

> Your screams are silenced when you feel the head of the dragon's ---- entering your mouth. He begins thrusting inside of you and soon you're filled with his ---. You collapse onto the ground and die

Well. That went really more wild than I could have ever expected.