You are phs, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a
     spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
     been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than
     when you left it. A few more skeletons here and there, but nothing to write
     home about
    > "Hey skeletons, what's up?"

     They all start talking at once.

    "What do you want? We're dead! What do you want with us? We're just bones!"

    "We're not really dead, we're just asleep".


    > "Uh-huh.  And that's just ketchup."


    The skeletons start laughing and they don't stop until you leave. You never did
     find out who was behind this place, but you can only assume that whoever is,
     he or she doesn't like you

That is _just awesome_