The Emperor: The ultimate geek workstation

This just makes me think of the loser/villain in Grandma's Boy.

[In robot voice] I am a geeenius!

Cubicle 2.0

<comic book guy>The ultimate geek workstation? Hah! The seat needs to be at least twice as wide.</comic book guy>

If I had one of these, I'd never want anything else again.

If it hovers I am sold.

But can it run Crysis?