should read “get caught driving drunk...”. i don’t know how many times you have to drive drunk to get caught doing so but it could be a lot.
Are you referring to the rare condition where brewers’ yeast colonizes peoples’ gut and ferments carbohydrates into alcohol in vivo?
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/03/business/drunk-driving-br...
The breath test is, I think (I am not a lawyer) insurance that there was reasonable suspicion of the person being drunk, not final proof of anything.
An arrest isn't a conviction. Police don't hand down these judgments.
I think your unstated assumption is that the level of the condition that causes health problems and/or a diagnosis is the same level that would mess with breathalyzers. It could be much less.