The Enterprise Programming Language

I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this is the sort of thing where satire can't measure up to reality.

...it's people! PeopleCode is people!

Parser and compiler (WIP™)

The files DO end with the E™ extension, as per spec.

I fear that some manager will read that and not understand it's supposed to be satire.

Omg that turbo feature lol

I thought this was nice, but then I saw they thought all classes were unneccesary.

You misread the spec:

> Since all code in Enterprise™ goes in the disruptive class, any other class you declare, although syntactically correct, is strictly unnecessary.

It's only unnecessary if it is not disruptive.

But that is not a feature of the Startup language? Why it wish to clone that?

A proper Enterprise™ must have instead "CeoAproved" classes instead..