Learn NATO phonetic alphabet while in traffic. Keep a reference card in your car's visor and then read out loud every license plate you see.
That's why the people I know who use it at work don't use it while on the phone with Comcast.
It's really good enough to be considered a sort of spoken language Golay code.
Hellen, Eve, Lawrence, Lawrence, Ophelia, Wallace, Ophelia, Robert, Lawrence, Donald.
hotel echo lima lima oscar whiskey oscar romeo lima delta?
Makes the person on the other side of the phone immediately have the kind of respect that one would have for someone who can order air strikes :-D
That's the problem with home-made solutions, across any form of lossy medium (aka static or accents), the home-made replacements are not always distinct enough.
And no, the credentials don’t warrant a ‘eavesdropping’ threat model, they barely matter at all.