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The Mail is as far to the right as the Graun is to the left, the Torygraph is centre-right. Not to mention that the Graun is s tabloid now...

The Guardian is not a tabloid newspaper. The Telegraph is a broadsheet.

The Guardian is also not as far left as the Mail is right, although that is objective and could be debated all day.

I think you mean subjective. Unless like the typical Graun reader you believe that it's everyone else that's biased...

I think it's called a "Berliner"....