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And it is oh-so-ninja. It's 3Kb size. And 1.6Kb compressed with Closure. All in 87 LOCs. Beautiful recursion rocks.

Ninjas are stealthy. Carelessly adding four globals and modifying prototypes is not stealthy.

Additionally, ninjas never self-promote without adding a disclaimer. Moreover, ninjas despise calling developers "ninjas."