Happy to not be selling my soul to another Evil Inc or having a boss... tried that several times before.
That said I'm buying some specialized equipment for a synthetic biology startup I'll be trying my hand at before my next contract. I expect to spend most of the money I made and get no where, again.
Have you considered that your definition of "easy" might be different than that of OP's?
Is that pedantic enough?
There are plenty opportunities to be a janitor but there are aspects of that job I find unpalatable. Even if you paid me six figures.