It wouldn't be hard to make some thick foam mats with straps sewn to them that can be rolled out and fastened to cars in under a minute each. Maybe toss in a couple plastic strips to make it unroll itself like the reverse of a slap koozie. Weather forecasting is pretty good. It's not like you don't have decent warning. You can cover everything out back and leave the cars that are on display out front uncovered until the last minute.
Tossing a mat over a high roof van or large pickup wouldn't be easy but the hordes of crossovers could be well protected.