Or an even better one: “American manufactured Toxic pesticides and chemicals are poisoning wildlife and water in America’s public forests.”

No, it is exclusively the illegal pot farms doing this. Some farmer isn’t growing corn in the national forests — these are illegal drug dealers and generally nasty people that would be more than happy to shoot anyone that stumbled upon their crop. These pot farmers are evil, using land effectively stolen from the public and polluted with no regard for the environment.

The “non clickbait” headline obscures the truth: illegal drug producers have no qualms about illegally using land and illegally using pesticides. The key part of the story is that these are illegal pot growers — this is key to the story because if pot were less regulated, like sorghum for instance, costs would drop to commodity levels and take the profitability out of illegal operations.

You wouldn’t do this though for a product without proper revenue...