Edit: Things are working for us now
Edit: Still getting timeouts and service unavailable
Edit: I'm getting 503 (service unavailable) from buckets, but nothing on the status page indicating there's any issue.
Edit: Seems our Cloud SQL instance was restarted as well
Edit: Multiple restarts of our production database
Edit: Dashboard finally updated to reflect growing # of services effected
Edit: This wasn't an "App Engine" incident. It was a very wide-ranging incident. Just change the title to "Google Cloud Incident" and be done with it
Edit: Things have seemed to stabilize for us
Was supposed to have today off with my family (Remembrance Day in Canada), but now I have to deal with support issues all day. Thanks Google!