During the recession, a sequence of stimulus bills authorized temporary extensions for people who were nearing the benefits expiration (normally 26 weeks) and still hadn't found jobs, basically as a way of propping up demand. If a bunch of people lose their jobs at approximately the same time, and the economy stays weak such that many of them fail to find jobs within 26 weeks, then 26 weeks after the onset of the downturn there's a second downturn as a bunch of people lose a source of income. There are alternative ways to cushion that, like just handing out $n to everyone (or everyone below some level of income), but a temporary extension to unemployment benefits was the form of stimulus that managed to get political consensus.
There was never anyone at any time who had 99 weeks of guaranteed unemployment benefits, though. The only way you could've planned on that is if you lost your job near the beginning of the recession, and then correctly bet that Congress would pass a series of temporary benefits extensions.
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2. That website doesn't load for me.
3. Go to Mr. Google and type in lifeasparesh.
4. Find blog.lifesasparesh.in.
5. Notice that in the search results the owner of this site reports a HN username of rick_2047.
Economic/political analysis may now continue based on this piece of information.
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(And yeah I'm receptive to ideas the original article. "99 weeks of xbox" is hyperbole but after pruning away the hyperbole from the article -- and the opposing comments in this thread -- there are some hard questions remaining. It's worth talking about these questions in an adult manner while attempting to avoiding Godwin-lite debate tactics. Which, I confess, I frequently find myself using because it's fun to go "Ha! Score!)
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You try call centers, but most of them won't take you if you haven't had a job in 6 months.
If you're lucky, eventually somebody takes a chance on you. Sometimes, that means that the labor supply has to tighten some.
Oh, and there's a perverse disincentive to start a business - if you do, you lose all of your benefits.